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P. D. Q. Bach

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P.D.Q. Bach is the pseudonym under which Professor Peter Schickele has written a substantial body of satirical music, recorded on nearly twenty compact discs on the Vanguard and Telarc labels. The music combines takeoffs on musicological scholarship, the conventions of Baroque and Classical music, and a certain amount of slapstick comedy.

Biography

Schickele has written a fictional life story for P.D.Q. Bach, in the book The Definitive Biography of P.D.Q. Bach (1987; New York: Random House; ISBN 0394734092). According to this biography:

P.D.Q. Bach was born in Leipzig on March 31, 1742, the son of Johann Sebastian Bach and Anna Magdalena Bach. According to Schickele, Bach's parents did not bother to give their youngest son a real name, and settled on "P.D.Q" instead. (In vernacular English, "P.D.Q." stands for "pretty damn quick".) Johann Sebastian did not give any musical training to P.D.Q. After his death, the only earthly possession Johann Sebastian Bach willed to his son was a kazoo.

In 1755 P.D.Q. Bach was an apprentice of the inventor of the musical saw, Ludwig Zahnstocher. In 1756, P.D.Q. Bach met Leopold Mozart and advised him to teach his son Wolfgang Amadeus how to play billiards. Later on P.D.Q. Bach went to St. Petersburg to visit his distant cousin Leonhard Sigismund Dietrich Bach, whose daughter Betty Sue bore P.D.Q. a child.

Finally, in 1770, P.D.Q. Bach started to write music, mostly by stealing melodies from other composers.

P.D.Q. Bach died on May 5, 1807; however, his grave was marked "1807-1742".

Music

Prof. Schickele describes P.D.Q. Bach as having "the originality of Johann Christian, the arrogance of Carl Philipp Emanuel, and the obscurity of Johann Christoph Friedrich." The most distinguishing feature of P.D.Q. Bach's music, in the words of Schickele, is "manic plagiarism". P.D.Q. Bach seldom wrote original tunes; for the most part he stole melodies from other composers and rearranged them in often funny ways. Also, P.D.Q. Bach's music uses instruments not often used in orchestras, such as the tromboon, slide whistle, hardart, lasso d'amore and kazoo, as well as items not normally used as musical instruments, such as balloons and bicycle. His parts for vocalists, in addition to singing, also include coughing, snoring, sobbing, laughing and yelling.

In addition to making fun of Baroque and Classical music conventions, P.D.Q. Bach's music sometimes pokes fun at Romantic and modern music, and sometimes even country music (Oedipus Tex) and rap (Classical Rap). In Prelude to Einstein on the Fritz, a man is directed to make snoring noises while the music proceeds in a minimalist manner.

Schickele divides P.D.Q. Bach's musical output into three periods: the Initial Plunge, the Soused Period, and Contrition.

During the Initial Plunge, P.D.Q. Bach wrote Traumarei for solo piano, an Echo Sonata for "two unfriendly groups of instruments", a Gross Concerto for Divers' Flutes, two trumpets and Strings.

During the Soused Period, P.D.Q. Bach wrote a Concerto for Horn and Hardart, a Sinfonia Concertante, a Pervertimento, a Serenude, a Perückenstück, a Suite from The Civilian Barber, a Schleptet in E-flat major, the half-act opera The Stoned Guest, a Concerto for Piano vs. Orchestra, Erotica Variations, the opera in one unnatural act Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, The Art of the Ground Round, a Concerto for Bassoon vs. Orchestra, and a Grand Serenade for an awful lot of Winds and Percussion.

During the Contrition, P.D.Q. Bach wrote the cantata Iphigenia in Brooklyn, the oratorio The Seasonings, Diverse Ayres on Sundrie Notions, a Sonata for Viola Four Hands, the chorale prelude Should, a Notebook for Betty Sue Bach, the Toot Suite, the Grossest Fugue, a Fanfare for the Common Cold, the canine cantata Wachet Arf!.

See also:

The Abduction of Figaro

Everything Sleep Book: Life of Pi
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  Everything Sleep Book: The Secret Life of Bees
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  Everything Sleep Book: Middlesex : A Novel
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  Everything Sleep Book: How To Win Friends And Influence People
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Everything Sleep Book: Eiger Dreams : Ventures Among Men and Mountains
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  Everything Sleep Book: The Richest Man in Babylon
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  Everything Sleep Book: Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child
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  Everything Sleep Book: The Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World 2004
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Everything Sleep Book: Caring for Your Baby and Young Child: Birth to Age 5
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