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• com (Greg Pfister) Subject: News from the Early Voting Front Keywords: topical, smirk, original, true Newsgroups: rec. ... funny Date: Wed, 1 Nov 2000 19:30:00 PST Texas has this unique custom called "early voting. ... My wife and a group of her friends make working the early voting polls a group activity. ... For example, there was the elderly man who turned around from his ballot in the voting booth, looked sheepishly at one of the clerks, and said: "I know you're going to think I just crawled out from under a rock, but -- is George Bush a Republican?" That was one heckuva big rock. ... The final incident so far occurred at another voting place. ...
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• I can't remember if I laughed, When I read about his ambushed pride, But something gored me deep inside, The day the voting died.
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• And, being the noble sort of person I am (I think there's too much tactical voting in today's society, rather than just voting for what you believe in. If you're not going to get what you want out of the political system from a main party I'd feel better voting Liberal Democrat and being smug than voting Labour just to stick the boot into the Conservatives. ...
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• One to eat the Armadillo and 2 to watch for traffic! 3 posted on 09/28/2002 4:15:35 PM PDT by Fighting Irish Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies To: AdA$tra Hey! I live in Kalifornia and suffer the interminable Freeper abuse jokes that broadly paint this state with the one big stroke. ...
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• Petersburg - God's Waiting Room 14 posted on 09/28/2002 4:58:17 PM PDT by strela Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies I doubt we've seen the last of this voting fiasco,I think the demacrats will let it happen and say it's the repubs fault, again! 15 posted on 09/28/2002 5:05:41 PM PDT by oberst Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies To: Paul Atreides They really are proud of it. ...
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