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• For example, many of the controversial “punch card” machines will be replaced and updated with the latest voting technology to avoid hearing the all-to-often catch phrases about, “hanging chads” and “pregnant chads” and the ever popular, “dimpled chads. ” If I never hear about another “hanging chad,” it won’t be a day too soon. ...

• Florida Chad .
• Female gender has been set because a chad can be"pregnant". ... A "Pregnant" chad: No husband is grounds for an immediate abortion with this type of "loose" chad. The chad's unborn child must be removed for the health of the Nation, not to mention Gore's reputation. A "Hanging" chad: A valid form of execution still in use today. The sentence of death by hanging has been handed down by Democrats in calling this a "hanging" chad. It is perfectly legal to put a rope around a "hanging" chad and "hang em high" until they call out for Gore. A "Dangling" chad: When a chad is found "dangling", then just push her the rest of the way off the cliff. This chad is considered just another "bimbo" glad to sacrifice herself for Gore. The "Swinging" chad: This chad is a frequent visitor to bars. ... This chad was most likely intoxicated on election day and therefore her vote must have been for Gore. The "Hinging" chad: This chad has opened the door for her date, but has second thoughts about the guy.

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• Every incorrectly punched chad in a punched card ballot is a little ticking time bomb waiting to explode. ...
• Punched chads fall into a chad catcher underneath the voting table, which fills up and must be emptied frequently. If it isn't emptied, the chads pile up and impede holes in subsequent ballots from being completely punched, which leads to hanging and dimpled chads. If a ballot appears not to be punched, the voter may have either 1) intentionally not punched a ballot or 2) unintentionally left a dimpled or hanging chad on ballots. ...
• If we repeatedly handle ballot cards, we increase the likelihood that chads will be jostled loose or become dimpled or hanging. ...

• Broadway Joe? More like a hanging Chad .
• Chad Pennington looked like the losing quarterback after Sunday's playoff game in Oakland. ...
• Said Jets coach Herman Edwards: "Chad will tell you he didn't have one of his better days, but a lot of people didn't have one of their better days. ...
• --> A ROUGH ENDING Jets quarterback Chad Pennington had outstanding stats throughout the regular season and in his first postseason game against the Colts. ...

• At the heart of the dispute now is the confetti that falls when a paper is punched (for which the right word is `chad' and not shard, asreported yesterday). Chad is a term from the 1950s when punch cards were used to feed data to computers.
• Officials argued about what kind of chad counts in the counting process. A `pregnant chad', which is just a bulge that emerges when a voter punches the ballot but makes no perforation or home? Or a hanging chad, where the voter has made a perforation, but the rectangular chad is still attached to the ballot by a thread of paper? Are counters allowed to blow the chad away? Orbreathe hard before it?.
• County board officials issued the following breathless rules on chads: Hanging chad (one corner of the rectangle still attached to the ballot): the vote counts; Swinging chad (two corners attached): vote counts; Tri-chad (three corners attached): vote counts; Pregnant (also known as dimple) chad (Punched but no corners broken): vote does not count.
• Then, amid raucous disputes between Democrat and Republican observers (in turn observed by the media peering into an all-glass fishbowl), officialsclarified the sunshine rule: A punched card with a pregnant chad through which light shines does not as a vote count.
• While pundits were surcharged on the issue of chad, punsters diluted the gravitas with a riotous show of jokes and skits as Americans tried to sit back and enjoy the spectacle over the weekend. ...

• Employing a theme that incorporated elections and hanging chads, the team used 70 steps to select, mark, and cast a paper ballot. ...
• Employing a theme that incorporated elections and hanging chads, the team used 70 steps - three-and-a-half times the required number - to complete the task of selecting, marking and casting a paper ballot.
• The ballot also was moved through a "Florida voting booth," where it was marked and left with a hanging chad.

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• -- Chad Pennington walked to the line of scrimmage, scanned the Denver Broncos defense and made just the right call.
• — Jets QB Chad Pennington.
• "That's the confidence we have in Chad," Edwards said. ... And Chad did a nice job. ...
• "Nothing bothers Chad," said Coles, who caught six passes for 126 yards and became the Jets' first 1,000-yard receiver since Keyshawn Johnson was traded. ...
• But next year, Chad Pennington will give them that chance.

• Is your chad pregnant or hanging? Steve Mallett Nov. ...
• After coming home and wondering if your chad had been hanging or pregnant check out GNU. ...

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• The Seminole Nation's hanging chad .
• The BIA, it seems, is still looking for that hanging chad. ...

• Location: Broward County Florida, "Home of the Hanging Chad".
• Location: Broward County Florida, "Home of the Hanging Chad".
• Location: Broward County Florida, "Home of the Hanging Chad".

• Much ado about ‘hanging chad’ moment.
• Much ado about ‘hanging chad’ moment If it weren’t for the weather in the past few weeks, you’d think we lived in Florida. ...
• It wasn’t quite a “hanging chad” moment, but it sure came close. ...
• With Brockport’s very own “pregnant chad” phenomenon under our belt, some may say this institution of higher learning ought to refine its electoral system. ...

• Bush hanging-chad follies in 2000, installed new high-tech touch-screen machines in its polling places. ...

• Home > Opinion The new hanging chad: Voting in the electronic age.

• Not, as we are told, to make voting easier or more accurate, or to help disabled people vote privately, or to save America from the dangers of hanging chad and butterfly ballots — no. ...
• Not, as we are told, to make voting easier or more accurate, or to help disabled people vote privately, or to save America from the dangers of hanging chad and butterfly ballots — no. ...
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• The gravest error of judgment these days comes from those vote reformers who honestly believe that the answer to the butterfly ballot and hanging chad problems in the 2000 election is to embrace the ballot-less computerized voting machine.

• " The now famous "hanging chad" was but one small aspect of this story. (Until last month, I was one of the few citizens of the United States who had actually heard, much less uttered, the words "hanging chad. ...

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• meant to remove the chad from the computer card and leave a hole when the voter pushes the .
• Hanging chad also frequently prevent the card reader machines from accurately .

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• For want of a hanging chad, and so forth. ...

• Kingston's holiday weekend: hanging with chad .

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• Chad Left Hanging In Florida.
• He'd love to be on his way to the West Indies, but, right now, Chad Willett is sitting on the floor of a Miami airport, stalled in his travels by stormy weather.

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